Abreaction

This is for the rest of you.

I like to drink ginger tea with vodka. On a Monday night.

I am married and have an imaginary lover whom I may not be seeing but whom I still love.

I have two therapists.

I need two therapists and two men. At least.

I have a big appetite.

I like to fuck.

I am older than most of my friends. Except the ones that are much older than me.

I am my Mother's mother.

My children are smarter than me.

I am "exceptionally orgasmic."

I am not afraid of you.

I don't want to take care of you.

I am not responsible for you.